Do the rest of you get these?

topic posted Wed, July 2, 2008 - 8:21 PM by 
I'm getting more and more spam on tribe. What about the rest of you? Here's the latest from my inbox, I cracked up at the bits about love and happiness and being "drastically wiped out".


Your urgent response is needed.

(meresalge@yahoo.com)

I hope that I am not embarrassing you with this mail because you did not expect it or know me before. But kindly rest assured that I have irresistible urge to write it believe me, the mail is an indication of love for you and happiness I shall always wish you I am Miss. Meredith Salge 19 years old and the only Daughter of late Mr. & Mrs. Salge Fava, the former president of Cote Ivoire chambers of Cocoa & Coffee Dealers Association.

My late father was very wealthy cocoa & coffee dealer my mother died when I was a baby and my father was poisoned to death by his business members before his death my father told me that he made the next of kin of a fund, he deposited the sum of Seven million and Eight hundred thousand United States Dollars USD ($7.800, 000) In the bank here,

I went to the bank and confirm that my father really make me the next kin of this money , Now I want to transfer the money into your account in your country because the people that killed my father is after my life now to make sure that our family are drastically wiped off. Infarct as I am writing to you now I am in hiding here .please if you can help to save my life and transfer the fund to your account.

I am deeply interested to offer to you 20% from the total money that is involved for transferring it into your own designated account again I will hand this money over to you to invest it for me wisely ,as you know , this is the highest confidence and trust any person can repose on the other especially when it is considered that we did not know ourselves before then you are expected to display high degree of maturity , responsibility and understanding in handling this information so that our family enemies will not know that I am around .In getting me through your information.

I will give you every detail about the bank here for the transfer to carry on to your account. After you have indicated your interest and willingness to help me out. (meresalge@yahoo.com)

Best Regards
Miss. Meredith Salge.
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  • Performance Art

    Thu, July 3, 2008 - 5:10 AM
    I wish I had the foresight to have begun collecting the best of these years ago, the way I did evangelical tracts in the 1980's. Like wedding ceremonies or televangelists, they are a quirky and delightful genre all to themselves.
    • Re: Performance Art

      Thu, July 3, 2008 - 7:01 AM
      What a collection you must have! You'll have to share your "best of" Reagan era evangelical tracts.
      • Re: Performance Art

        Thu, July 3, 2008 - 3:06 PM
        Most of my tracts have gone the way of all ephemera, but most of the ones worth keeping were from Jack Chick, who went on to become famous. It's odd to consider how I was admiring him and the Frank Miller Daredevils at almost exactly the same time and for exactly the same reasons. Chick's stuff can now be found online at www.chick.com/catalog/ass...nts/0915.asp , but some of my favorites were the ones that were handmade. There was one fellow who I spoke with a couple times in high school who lived in a shack about ten miles from town and wrote out his own by hand, often by lamplight. He was a very nice, slightly crazy, devout man, and I still think about him once or twice a year.

        Much harder to find than tracts (thanks be teh googlez) are videotapes of Jimmy Swaggart and that ilk, circa 1982. Now *that* stuff is messed up!

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