Here's a website with some of Johnny Bravo's pickup lines. I think they're the worst I've ever heard!
www.geocities.com/architeut...owavs.html
Or, maybe has heard some worse ones?
www.geocities.com/architeut...owavs.html
Or, maybe has heard some worse ones?
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Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 7:05 PMThe neighbor (old enough to be my dad and then some+ generally creepy) asked me if I wanted to come over and watch his big screen TV.
wink wink...
First response was Ewwwww
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Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 11:07 PMre:
The neighbor (old enough to be my dad and then some+ generally creepy) asked me if I wanted to come over and watch his big screen TV.
wink wink...
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well, how was the picture?
and how was grampa?
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Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 10:25 PMI copied this from some Craigslist forum (possibly the philosophy one) from long ago. It's silly, but I thought it was funny;
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Stuff or Things? < object? > 06/23 21:43:28
Which is better? Which gives you 'THE POWER'
i tried to pick up a girl once this line...."so, uhhhh, do you like "stuff?"
it worked realy well....
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WOW!!! Did she answer by... < DancesWithSheep > 06/23 22:13:40
stamping her foot once for "stuff" and twice for "things"?
I'm not a girl, but I know I would have been totally moist had you asked me the question.
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Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Sat, May 3, 2008 - 11:05 PMI lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?
Oh, and this one I think was actually used, or at least I heard of it being used...
Didn't you steal my orange crayon in Kindergarten?
